If my life were a TV Show, it would be called The Other Side. It would be a cartoon superhero show where during the day I live my normal life but at night I'm a superhero called Superhero Man! This is what an episode would look like.
Scene One: Harrison's house
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
(Slams alarm clock off) Harrison:"I'm up!"
(Checks time) Harrison:"Ugh, it's already 6:30? I'm going to be late!"
(Walks into kitchen) Harrison:"Dang, no Froot Loops left! That's the fifth time this week I have to have Mini Wheats!"
(Dad comes in) Dad:"You better hurry! The bus is going to be here in 5 minutes!"
(Fast-motion montage of getting ready)
(Gets outside, bus pulls away) Harrison:"Wait up!"
Harrison chases down the bus and finally catches it.
Scene Two: Lava Ridge Intermediate School
Science Class
Mrs. Lund: "Magnets with opposite poles facing attract, and magnets with like poles facing repel."
(Half the class is asleep)
(Teacher whacks a desk with yardstick) Mrs. Lund: PAY ATTENTION!!!
Everyone sits up straight and apologizes.
Lunch
Harrison: "Ugh, orange chicken again? I should have brought a home lunch."
James: "I got a Rice Krispy Treat in my lunch."
Harrison: "Can I have it?"
James: "No Way!"
(Lunch Bell Rings)
Scene 3: Harrison's house, 9:30
Mom: "Time for bed!"
(Harrison climbs into bed)
Harrison almost falls asleep when
WEOOO WEOOO WEOOO
Harrison: "That's the superhero alarm!"
(transforms into Superhero Man)
Superhero Man: "There's someone robbing the bank!"
(Flies to bank)
Superhero Man: " Stop right there!" Superhero Man realizes it's Falseman.
Falseman: "Whatta you doin here?!"
Superhero Man: "I'm here to stop you!"
(fast-motion fight scene)
Cops show up
Superhero Man: "Glad I could help!"
The End
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