As I pondered which of the many prompts to write about, I saw the opportunity for personal entertainment. I walked up to McKaye and and asked in the most serious tone I could summon,
"Can you interview me? I want to mow your lawn." As you might expect McKaye was extremely confused for a few seconds, but she was experienced in dealing with my weirdness and recovered quickly. It was one of the most awkward experiences of my life, except that one time when.... anyway. I went something like the following paragraph.
I sat down and McKaye asked me,"why do you want this job?", in typical me fashion I replied, "Because I'm poor and need money"
McKaye continued,"What makes you good for this job?"
"I am probably the only person applying for this job plus, i'm probably more used to yard work."
It was this point when Ashlie decided to jump in MY interview. The normally polite Anderson thought it was a good idea to verbally fight me for the position. Naturally, in my time of greatest need, my eloquent and massive vocabulary deserted me and I proceeded to argue like a second grader. In the end, we both decided that arguing over a fake job made us both look stupid... but I won. In the end, I think I got the experience of proving why I'm more qualified for a position. I also learned that anything can be entertaining if you look at it the right way.
Good job, you are good at making your writing flow. The only thing I would do is make sure your story is actually TRUE. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what your talking about. 80% of that is factual! I just describe it better than you remember it.
DeleteNice! You did a good job telling the story (which i'm not sure if it's actually true or not). You could have spaced things out more, but you did great.
ReplyDeleteGood start, you're humor is always entertaining. You might want to answer the prompt though so I can give you more points:)
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